Speaking of symptoms of pregnancy, I've been very fortunate. No nausea or vomiting, swelling (yet) or hemorrhoids, but there are a couple of side effects that I could do without. I've already bored you by detailing at length the absentmindedness that is plaguing me, but there are a couple of new ones. A crippling back ache that crops up only when I'm trying to sleep (perhaps another reason for the tiredness) and the several times daily nose bleeds that appear anytime I inhale too sharply or touch my nose. Drawing on his sports background, Jimmy has suggested the use of a certain feminine hygiene product to staunch the flow from my nose so that I might keep both hands free and be able to carry on as my productive self. A practical and attractive solution! Another gem from James of late? While looking at my blog stats page, he noted: "Stalled out at 19 followers, I see!"
Anyways, because I am experiencing a lack of motivation today, some mindless entertainment for you. Enjoy this while I take my post in front of the PVR to catch up with this week's proceedings on The Bachelor.
How does he make even crows' feet and brow furrows look good?