I don't know how I turned out to be the paragon of healthy eating that I am today with parents like mine. You heard just yesterday about my mom's m&m lunch menu. Well, today my dad ate a whole jar of pineapple salsa with chips by himself. He complained the rest of the day about how sick he felt, but still managed to eat two pieces of chocolate cake for dessert. After his gastrointestinal overindulgence, he was walking strangely. When my mom asked what was wrong, he said "I don't know, my body hurts. Ever since I ate all that salsa. I think I'm allergic to something."
We could not stop laughing! What the what? How does a man with no known food allergies suddenly develop a limp? After the snickers subsided, my mom offered the same piece of advice my dad ALWAYS gives whenever anyone complains of any kind of stomach upset: "Maybe you just need to poop!" Cue the chorus of chortles.
Keep it regular,