|Don't look directly at the belly. Those lines can make you dizzy.|
And just when I said "Pontifications from Paul" wouldn't become a regular feature, Paul goes ahead and delivers more material for me to make use of. As I mentioned, Paul lives out of town, and as he was preparing to hit the road the other day, he told me he'd be back in nine days.
Me: You never know, the baby could be born by then!
Paul: What? No!
Me: Yeah! We're only two and a half weeks from the due date.
Paul: Really? Wow! You look great, then! I didn't realize it was so close.
PS. Sometimes uploading videos and pictures and the formatting on Blogger makes me really mad. Do you see how one of my paragraphs above is actually a part of the picture caption? And do you think I could fix it? Also, I had to create my own YouTube channel in order to upload that video. Just saying . . . a post that should've taken me 20 minutes to publish has taken an hour and a half. I'm done my complaining for the day. Now you can go and complain to someone else about how you wasted six minutes of your life listening to me complain. You're welcome.